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to those of you who have asked for some censorship it is unfair to be now asking for more fo....you know who you are! trust me- some things should remain un-blogged!!

last night nick and i went to dinner - we wanted to check out a new place so we scoped out the italian places on oberoi and picked one based on the number of good looking people there were sitting in each one! haha- apparently this amazingly pretty italian girl is how we cemented the final decision to go to trattoria...

so seated amongst the 'good looking people' we had a lovely dinner actually-- that is, until a little inch worm/slug thing crawled out of the 'salad' on nicks plate...i say it like that because it was literally shredded lettuce, browning and everything, accompanying his random meal of over cooked french fries and some pork busines..it was weird looking to say the least but when the bug climbed up out of it he was like yeaaaaaah that is it for me! haha

i have to give them credit though- this place actually cared about the problem- the waitress whipped it away so fast, apologizing and saying let me get you something else, something else. then the manager came over ( really sweet italian lady) and felt awful about it and she recomended something else for him to have ( some kinda pasta)

the next most exciing pat of the dinner was when nick , talking about his ex- girfriends inability to, uh, have the big 'o', the people at the table behind us started cracking up....nick is loud- for those of you who dont know- his nickname is now TM (tm) for talking machine and he sometimes forets that there are other people in the close vicinity. needless to say he did not phrase it the way i did- instead he was like " well after being with a girl for 13 years who never had an orgasm......) yeah. these people wer dying and i swear, if nick could blush he would have been flaming!!! what i also realized at dinner last night...we need to find nick a girlfriend like stat- he was just checking out every single female that walked by...examining their walks, commenting on their clothes, their bodies their faces. i mean i know that guys are shallow and materialistic but he was like outta control last night!!

i gotta say though- we have definately discovered that bali is full of guys. its not that there are not fantastically beautiful women, but we only see them on the street or at the beach- and they are 9 times outta ten, with their BF's or husbands or something. nevertheless, there are rearely any good looking women out in the bars ( that are not prostitues i mean) well, hookers, or 18 year olds that are smashed outta their heads. so yeah i mean the selection is kinda tough. the problem too is that the bars in our areas are kinda an older crowd- like not the sexy older, the older older. haha. granted we have only scoped the like a few minutes one time and i would b e willing to try again! so yeah, for the guys, there are not so many 'normal' girls to pick from- saturday night was like the most ridiculous i have ever seen it. Mbargo was virtually all dudes and hookers ( and me mel and honey- the only non-hooker women that were there!!) we went for like two seconds, found the swiss doctors from the night before and went back to skygarden- where while more empty, had a far better vibe!

sad news- time is going to quickly!! i have to leave on the 20th for visa stuff and then when i come back jon will be gone......v sad day that will be. although i annoy the crap out of him and most of the time i think he hates me, i will miss singing on the back of his bike and wondering to bounty to take shots of arak. and who will i get ignored by in the morning when i wake up? who will sit across from me at global and not talk to me for two hours?? most importantly who will be mean to me during 500??? ah im going to miss him. here's to jon getting rich and coming back in january:)