restaurant reviews...

i have decided that i am going to spontanesouly include various restaurant reviews. i am struck by the ridiculousness that is the bali dining scene. there are serious like a billion restaurants, so nothing is ever 'full' but even the empty dead places seem to have ridiculously good food (except for SOHO were im currently sitting , even thought it is like the easiest food to make....) anwyays we go out a lot ( well everyday) cus it is cheaper then buying food and seeing as we one one kettle and one frying pan, the extent of cooking that happens is instant mee goreng or frozen naan. occasionalyl some past happens.....

so the first restaurant is what inspired me to discuss the adventures we have had while dining out..it is called Burger and Wine Bar. seriously. so we drive by it alot and every time jon says oo i wanna try that- seeing as he loves him a good burger ( and can always convince mel that meat must be had right away!) it is no suprise that i get the call to meet them there for dinner. i arrive at the swanky modern place, all reds and blacks and very comfortable. i sit down to jon and mel with shit eating grins on their face...im blabbing away about something that just happened and they cannot stop smiling. jon passes me a menu and they both watch as i start to puruse the options..... a few glances in and my eyes widen in absolute shock. did they really just describe a burger as 'oozing cum of gorgonzola??" oh yeah they did.....this posh little joint has a menu that is completely erotic and the word COCK is dancing all over the page. it was insane- they actually compare what a 'normal burger' would be (see photo of menu) and then compared to their "well hung beef" burgres.

so apparently the way it works is they come in little mini burger versions. there are only five options on the menu. that is it. no other options just five sexually descriptive burger options. mel and i dedcide to split one and jon goes it on his won. the burgers arrive , three bitty baby burgers each the size of a US quarter, and that is it. all running upwards of ten dollars, this is just too funny for us to take anymore. admittedly it was probably the best mini morsel of meat i ever put in my mough ( all one and a half of them i ate..) but the price was laughable. as for their wine list, well if you can get over the COCK- tails ( deep throat is one of them) then you make it to a page with like five wines on it ( they probably only actually had one of them...this is a running trend here!)

bathroom was really nice- apparently they spent so much money on it that they didnt have enough to buy a lotta meat ( hence the mini burgers) all in all intersting concetp with the most ridiculous exceuction...ps it was totally empty except for us and the standard 12 staff members!