bat girl strikes....

mel thinks i should rename the blog - partying in kuta. haha i told her though if i blogged about what i do during the day ( work,, massage, beach) it wouldnt be very interesting and it seems that no one seemed to care to comment on my 'feelings' posts so i am sticking to entertaining the masses with tales of ridiculous nights out! and god we have been having them a lot ....

nicks bday- we found an amazing restaurant actually- he wanted steak so we went to this place called RIO - we were laughing cus evereything on the menu had "chef's recommendation' after it....literally everything! but turns out we all scraped our plates clean...jon was eating th parsley and my salad scraps just so he could wipe it acorss his plate an nick ate my tomato center that i left...yeah. great food- horrible horrible band that consisted of two dudes and a keyboard- it was like watching ross in that friends episode where he plays his 'music' . the power went out twice ( seems this is something to get used to during rainy season) its funny cus no one even seems to flinch, just going on with their dinner! at least it wasnt hot like manekepis.. we went there the other night and it was hot as hell to start with - ac broken and the fan was missing us by a fraction. the power went out at the end of dinner and we just about lost it - seriously we were bathed in sweat and even our waitress ( who up until this point had done her best to virtually ignore us) came over to light another candle and looked straight at us with a deadpan look and said " its like hell" . hahahahaha amazing

so after dinner we went home and surpised nick with his ice cream cake- he was so excited! played some 500 hundred to warm up while toasting our vodka-guava-sodas...mmm we heard the thunder rolling in and decided to beat the rain and head into kuta....went to ocean beach ahwere damian saint- former resident DJ at MOS in singapore was spinning. somehow we got up into the DJ booth and were dancing with some frenchies ( gay ones apparently who had an affinitiy for a move we now call the Squat Thrust) everyone kinda disperesed on difeerent missions but i stayed in the booth and got a lesson on spinning- the guy was relly nice and was like talking me through everything he was doing which was awesome. so yeah....from my perch i watched nick get thrown into the pool ( wearing white linen pants with no underwear -- yeah-- strangly he had packed extra clothes in his bike so saved us all a 'show')

from ocean beach we went to skygarden but it was not that great- a lotta dudes, old kinda, no cute ones and manya whore. so off to mbargo once again. we hava a new favorite way to drink in mbargo that allows for maximum danceage and mobility- buying a jungle juice and getting a shot glass-- this way you can pour shots into your mouth while dancing -- also a good way to make friends ( see "jon closes down Mbargo with a drunk aussie guy" later in the blog)

made friends with some guys from switzerland, then one of them usurped the 'girl' that jon was chatting up ( i dont know why they bother- its not like he is going to pay for it in the end?!) the other guy's last name was Kaelin!! so in the event that i marry him, i will be kaelen kaelin, so we would have to hyphenate to kaelen morris kaelin. haha

while mel will insist that it did not happen this way, she suggested we go to la vida loca ( the 'whorerible' bar on double six from wed night....we kinda got seperated around againa nd by thte time i got to double six there was only jon and our swiss friend! mel aparently never showed up ... so yet another sun rise is watched from the sands of double six beach- although this morning we could accosted by kids and women begging for money- one of them actually told me she hated me and i should never comeb ack to bali. yeah what a sweety.

so alas no trip to lovina this am- we all slept quite late and have been somewhat retarded all day! jay has a big show tonight that he choroegraphed so *sigh* loooks like we are headed out again! the only prob is that the show starts at 8 50.....and just cus we go out early we would like to think that means we will go home early. but i have a feeling it doesnt work likt that!!

ps i love my life!