scissors me timbers on a wednesday night!

team scissor sisters got broken up last night in 500 ...it wasnt pretty.
after a few hands of a seriously cut throat game of 500 jay and honey came over ( we were all supposed to go to that thing at double 6 but it was pouring and expensive so instead we drank some beers at the shit box and all of sudden the rain stops at 1 am and we have hit the go button...to kuta we go to watch melanie play drums at embargo- next thing we know the sun has come up....

jon and mel are dmonstrating how to 'lead with the pelvis' hey when in kuta, do as the asutralian tourists do! haha oh man last night though there was some random dude who would not leave me alone, kept trying to dance with me and was like yeah? yeah? and i would stop dancing and completely like freeze and curl in and try to avoid him touching me. i mean how many other ways are there to say ' no thanks. plesas stop that now.' finally nick went over and said something to him and he disapeared. i dont care if he told em i had the herp or something i am just he was gone! helps having a big intimidating roomate:)

apparently there are copious amounts of photos of jon and i were one or both of our tongues are out and we are half attempting to face lick each other. upon further investigation it does appear to be true- why? who knows....but we played it up for our demanding audience one more time!!

we ended up going to some shady place on double 6 - aptly naming it "Whore-e-scope" ...we decided that beach was more fun and were see sawing and swinging on the beach playground ( until some swollen chesticled man tried to massage me on the see saw!!!) honey and melanie were all about the boobs ( well eachotheres more specifically) what a wonderful way to watch the sun come up- paritally blocked by two girls grabbing each other mercilessly!